Bartending/FRA story time till release

[benbernanke]

Ok boys, Im gonna try this again. Im gonna do story time till release of alpha and hopefully this will earn me an invite. And honestly Ive always wanted to share my stories, because I want to write a book about this shit.

I have for the past 4 years done many jobs, but I started as a bouncer, and became a bartender which lead a guy to bringing me into Fugitive Recovery (also known as bounty hunting). Today at 7am im gonna start with the story of me bartending not more than 5 hours ago. I will just try to memorize day by day what kinda specific encounters I have had.

Gonna also do this in green text format for all you 4channers our there.

Just some brief background -Bar I work for is near the college campus -super dive bar and lots of underage (under 21) kids come in and drink with fake ids -lots of fights and bullshit like that. 

Anyways lets start.

>Managing/Bartending today Sept 24th

>Talking to some of the patrons when these really young hot looking girls I have never seen in the bar before come up to the bar.

>OFC college bar so they order a well vodka sprite

>"ok let me see ids"

>shows ID's

>OFC some states like penn. and prob fake.

>Start talking to them and bring up we are looking for female bartender

>Girl says "Oh I would love to bartend"

>Friend looks at her and says "But you need to be 21"

>I hear it start laughing and just tell her to "shhh"

>she is embarrassed but I just say "its ok doesnt matter"

>They tip fat and I got the girls snapchat

>I guess win all around? 

Edited September 25, 2019 by benbernanke

[benbernanke]

Another small story from when I first started bouncing. Kinda small story and was just funny to me.

>Bouncing at the front door

>Small chick 5ft2 blonde hair basically a bombshell.

>Hands me a fake Illinois ID

>Look at the ID closely and look at her

>"So whats the state capital of Illinois?"

>She says "Who the fuck would know that?"

>I say "Someone who is from the state of Illinois."

>She says "I dont know"

>Sigh... "Ok then whats your zipcode?"

>She says "Come on I dont just memorize my ID"

>I say "Ok then... I cant let you in"

>She says "Why?"

>I say "Sorry mam the ID is fake"

>She stops... Thinks...

>Proceeds to pull up her shirt flash the entire line and me

>She yells "BUT THESE TITS AINT FAKE"

>Everyone in line goes nuts.

>I start laughing and say "Ok here is your ID"

>give her a wristband and let her in

>ended up becoming friends with her

 

Edited September 25, 2019 by benbernanke

[ExaliaFaux]

Holy fuck these stories are good!

The fact the girl slipped up with the whole "you have to be 21" thing just fucking killed me. Like, come on!

Second story is just fucking nice dude. 

[benbernanke]

2 hours ago, XavierFaux said:

Holy fuck these stories are good!

The fact the girl slipped up with the whole "you have to be 21" thing just fucking killed me. Like, come on!

Second story is just fucking nice dude. 

haha thanks man ill prob be posting on this every day or so. I have done this past 5 years so I have just story after story.

[benbernanke]

Ok its the next day boys time for story time. Gather around, because this one is dangerous.

>First year of bouncing

>Just get to work and get to the door to check ID's

>Working with this big black man named Shawn who was 6'5 and like 300+ pounds

>Carried a XC26 Taser International Taser Gun because I always said "someone is gonna bring a gun or knife someday."

>Didnt actually think it would happen but I still carried the Taser just in case I guess. Peace of mind.

>Shawn comes up and says "hey that guy has a gun over there"

>Look at him and knew he liked to fuck with me so told him to shut the fuck up

>He says no... people are complaining about it, he has a gun.

>FUCKKKKKKKKKKK ok... Go and notify my manager.

>We tell the bartenders then we approach

>I say "hey man I know you have a gun and im a gun advocate but you are in a bar so you gotta put your gun in your car or take it home"

>He looks pretty trashy and kinda sketchy, but he complies.

>He leaves and goes down the block

>15 min later... Comes back

>I say "Ok man did you put your gun in your car or take it home?"

>He says "Yea man I just put it in that bush over there"

>I just stopped and was like WTF... "Ok man well for your saftey and the saftey of the bar Im gonna have our bouncer pat you down"

>he says ok.

>Shawn pats him down and stops at his ankle then rises up

>Shawn says "do you think we are fucking stupid?"

>He says "Whattttt??"

>Shawn says "The gun is in his fucking sock"

>He says "Whatttt..."

>Starts backing up

>Gun falls out onto the floor

>I withdraw my XC26 Taser and point it at him and say "Look man dont reach for the gun or ill tase you."

>He starts fucking with his backpack a little bit

>I say "Ok man drop the backpack too we dont know whats in it."

>My manager at the time takes the backpack and gun to the back office

>Me and shawn stay over this guy the entire time till  cops arrive

>Shawn kinda yells at him and so do I

>Me and shawn talk about how easy it would have been for him to shoot both of us.

>Manager in the back office finds bag of cocaine at least half kilo and bag of xanys and small thing of weed.

>He was charged with unlawful CCW (2x), possession of narcotics and control substance, and unlawful discharge of a firearm.

 

This was a rough night, many people were worried when it happened and people just stood around while this man had a gun. Prob one of my more dangerous situations.